Tupperware Cone

by GregOS

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raydee99-fan Tupperware Cone is a sensational masterpiece. It my most-listened to song on SoundCloud and I'm so glad it's here now so I could add it to my library. It's rediculous in all the best ways and I promise you, reading along with the lyrics while you listen for the first time will bring you great joy while making you question reality. Go nuts and thank you, GregOS.

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If you think about it, it's an absurd idea and a terrible product.

For the record, if you ever find a Tupperware Cone, please contact me so I can buy it from you.

lyrics

Tupperware cone, what a useless product, so pointy so unstable.
Tupperware cone! I mean just the concept; imagine at your table
Bringing your leftovers out with a grin...
Then you say dig in!

Going round the table is a cone of food
How do you put it down? (You can’t)
You can’t, its a failure of design!
Buy a special stand just to hold it while you fill.

When you learn who was that engineer
Whose salary was paid for these efforts
Sudden rage runs through your arteries,
such robberies, these charades of kitchenware!

Tupperware cone it’s just so upsetting,
The lid goes on the bottom!
Tupperware cone!
When it falls it rolls and rolls and spills in a circle.
Tupperware cone I'd go on and on and on and on, on and on.
Tupperware cone earth did this pass by the higher ups?
Tupperware cone!

A committee sitting in their conference
Noone wants to wants to be there,
They've been here for hours, working, fighting
Tired faces make a grave mistake

Cone (repeated)

Cone of food
The ladle does not fit
Like, you've got to tap, or pour it out.
Plastic cone, how do you keep it in your cupboard,
Nothing fits in side of it yet

Sombody out there
Maybe somebody trying to push some boundaries
Somebody visionary,
Somebody looking to cause profound unease
Someone artsy
Someone living the twenty first century
Some old prankster
Someone filming me for documentaries.
Someone causing me such quandaries

Tupperware cone
I don't know why I’ve been so obsessed with finding reasons
For it to be included in the
Rest of the pack?
Isn’t even microwave safe!
Why did they even bother?

Can't believe I bought this worthless plastic cone
I feel ripped off
And confused
And betrayed
One out of five stars.

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released October 17, 2021

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GregOS Boston, Massachusetts

Interactive Audio Specialist.
Max energy EDM producer.
VR developer.

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